"Purple. They turn purple." -Dr. Joey

Well, gee. Alright already. My wrists were starting to hurt from all the throttling. Them smurfs, man, I tell ya... They are invincible little things. Especially Smurfette.

Work was crazy, today. All the smurf strangling didn't help. I had to put on my cute little wrist braces- the ones that everyone seems to think are just an accessory. "They're very YOU." "They make you look all tough." "Those are cool! Where can I get them?" Funny to think you'd get compliments on something a doctor prescribed. Even if they do look like nifty little fingerless gloves.

...I just realized... I haven't received any smurfs in the mail, lately. Hmmm...