Mmm Hmm, That's Right!

There are some people who are cool, and some people who pretend to be. And not to say the “Real McCoys” are really as cool as they believe they are, but it’s much more loser-ly to pretend you’re cool, than to think you’re cool and not really be. I pity the latter more.

Of course, I… am the epitome of coolness.

I breathe, therefore, I am.