"You're Alright Looking, for a Slut!"

Me:
dude.

Sascha:
dude, what?
you have fun w/ lele?

Me:
lol.

Sascha:
tell me!

Me:
yes.
and then we made out.

Sascha:
haha! i fucking knew it.
if you hurt the man i will kill you and if he hurts you i will kill him.
just saying.

Me:
how did you just "fucking know it" ? cause i'm a slut?

Sascha:
(blah, blah, blah) and I know what he wants emotionally plus you're alright looking....for a slut.
I'm so happy i'm gonna be one of those grandmas pushing it along.
or maybe not.

Me:
(blah, blah, blah) Btw, you know that if I have kids, it wouldn’t make you a grandma? It would make you an auntie.