Alcoholics Anonymous

Things that get better after drinking:
1. Karaoke
2. Pool
3. Conversations with Strangers
4. Ability to Blow Smoke Rings
5. Role Playing
6. Writing

Things that get worse after drinking:
1. Karaoke
2. Sex
3. Conversations with Friends
4. Ability to Play Scrabble
5. Walking in Stilettos
6. Ability to Stick to One Kind of Alcohol

Things we think get better but actually get worse:
1. Dancing
2. Sense of Humor
3. Conversations with Boyfriends/Girlfriends