Stoned

Sascha:
Can i borrow your camera for a few days?

Me:
Sure. which one? Digital or SLR?
I have a roll of b&w currently loaded in the SLR.
I can use it up tonite or you can finish it up if you want.

Sascha:
I think digitial will be good. I'm 2 dumb for SLR.

Me:
Cool.
You are too dumb.

Sascha:
Question... What would be the 'correct' level of dumb?
Please advise

Me:
Stoned.

Sascha:
Goddamnit, I thought at first that it wasn't an answer to my question but
you telling me arbitrarily that you were stoned with just that word.
I nearly peed myself.

(Later)

Me:
I was.